My sir, my hobbies and diet are much difference from your's and other basement dwellers. So please, quit trying to understand how I live and who I am. I understand your man fantasies may influence you to do otherwise, but restraint and composure, my sir, will get rid of those furry dreams you've been wanting to have with other Roman men loving males.
We can be friends, but you suck at being cool, so it will never happen. Continue on with your unsuccessful life. I promise you, if you work hard, things will be different for you in the future, and you won't have to resort to being an internet tough guy... Life gets better man, especially when you'll learn how to spend time with your kids instead of trolling the internet.
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