Once upon a time long ago when the server first opened a character was born into this world under the blood soaked sun of Red 99. Unbenownst to the child the world he would face would be cruel as his parents had cast him down to the recesess of the sewers of freeport to live with the sewer rats he now called friends. He became known as Hammertime.
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In time Hammertime fed off the slop and feces of decaying animals thrown into the darkest bowels of freeport and gains strength equal to that of 10 decaying skeletons combined. Only slowed by his need for consumption of diabetic medication and his bird like genitals which tangle between his twisted crotch feathers.
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What some might call love at first sight, Hammertime became infactuated by the superior masculinity of his new pal and leveling buddy Soldier.
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Soldier however had more important things on his mind and would frequently sunbathe right infront of hammertime to arouse his bird senses. One of Soldiers favorite activites in the city of freeport was getting whiped by various noobs on the server claiming it "got him off" and he "did it on purpose".
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Eventually the love pair united intimately and had a baby in which they named after Hammertimes moms favorite past time boner. Doctors say that due to boner being from an incestious coupleing they would perform plastic surgery to make his face so horrible that no human being could ever possibly love him.
(picture is before surgery)
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Together they formed a trio dedicating to stamping out childhood obesity and have been at it ever since inspiring everyone to watch out for fat kids and how they can effect your experience making for a better Red 99 server.