Sneaky ways to
keep things casual
Don't want to be cockblocked this summer? Here's how to make sure she knows that, too.
by ephirith
-Tell her you are a young doctor.
It's okay to be manipulative to get what you want socially, and we're looking for short term rewards and instant gratification here. Tell her you're going to be attending Harvard as a pre-med in the fall. Let her think she's fucking a somebody for the summer, then in fall go back to community college.
-Get Her Drunk
Why worry about faking disinterest when you can just let alcohol do the courtship for you. A drunk girl rarely says no, and if she does say no, that just means she needs more drinks. Being casual is so great, rite?
-Go cuddle-free
Keep an eye on your body language. Little gestures say a lot! You might think of her as just a good fuck you can invite to your place last minute, but [COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]staying in bed after sex[/COLOR] is crossing the line from comfy friend to super couple-y.
-Tone it down on FB
You know how if things don't happen on Facebook, they don't actually happen? Exactly. You wouldn't want your loyal girlfriend back at college to find out how many girls you are having sex with while she is picking your parents up from the airport. Documenting your proclivity toward casual sex makes it way more real.
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