[Thana8088]

I'd like to nominate "choad":


choad definition

and chode

n.
the penis. (There are numerous ideas about the origin of this (these). They may not have the same origin. One possibility is French chaud = hot.) : Quit scratching your chode.
n.
a real or imaginary penis that is short and squat. : You wimp! Get out and take your chode with you!
n.
a jerk or oafish male. (Similar to prick, etc. This is probably the most common, current use.) : You stupid chode!
n.
the perineum; the flesh between the genitals region and the anus. (See also gooch.) : A mountain bike team called the “Choad Chafers” won the championship.