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Old 01-10-2013, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by vaylorie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
You guys are proud that you live a couple years longer in the 'oops, I crapped my pants' years of life. In the meantime, Americans spend their lives shooting shit, driving fast, making bad decisions, eating whatever they want, boats and hoes, etc. Oh, and we end up wealthier than others.

All you get for having a stick up your ass is 2 more years of crapping your pants. I call it a good trade.
Actually, Americans have a shorter healthy lifespan as well, so we get to the crapping our pants before the rest of the developed world. Congratulations to all of you for enjoying your guns, fast food, and Prozac.