BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Members of the fantasy role playing video game "community" known as Nihilum on the once popular server Project 1999 Red are taking showers and stepping foot from their parents houses for the first time in 12 months after head developer pulls plug.
we can exclusively reveal that one relieved parent was concerned her 36 year old son would never gain employment or start a family after he became addicted to slaying dragons online.
McDonalds are expecting a surge of job applications in the coming weeks.
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