One time in elementary school we were all sitting in a circle on the floor.
The teacher was talking about a fluffy elephant book or some noise, and I had to fart.
I let a quick, speedy one rip right in front of everyone, enough so that I got the slightest amount of clearance. Everyone laughed and I got 15 minutes of recess detention, I wasn't laughing...swingsets are hardcore.
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