Once when I was a little kid maybe like 5th or 6th grade, a friend had come over after school to hang out. As we were walking into my front yard I warned him not to walk under the tree outside, and if he did not to look up because theres birds in the tree that will shit on him. So as I'm saying this I walk under the tree and point (and look) up into the tree, just as I do this a bird shit right into my eye. It hurt like fucking hell, and was probably the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to me.
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