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Old 12-09-2012, 04:03 AM
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She might not be very comfortable with her own body and constant poop smell, either. Being fat means you carry around an extra forty to fifty pounds of impacted feces in your colon at all times, though--and that's just gonna stink. Maybe I'd recommend a couples' aerobics camp or that stuff morticians rub under their nostrils so they can't smell the corpse they're about to explore/