The Order doesn't actually exist yet (or does it?) but I'll play along.
1. The bones from dwarf skeletons work just as well as any. Gebeker, Zontik, and Jarerer agree.
2. If I thought you had any good qualities you wouldn't be hearing from me.
3. Don't lapse into strange gibberish about other worlds, or you'll be bound and gagged.
4. Be bound and gagged? Not willingly. It's always more fun when they squirm.
5. ... want a resurrection? What in the world for??
6. I'm always interested in knowing when my peons are most vulnerable.
7. There once was a stumpy named Grumpy
Whos rumpy was dumpy and lumpy.
He met a death knight.
She gave him a fright.
... Hey, come back! I haven't finished yet!
8. You sound like one who enjoys his own echo.
9. That's easy. Here's a complete list of all existing members to date.
10. I care as much about your contributions as you do about mine.
11. I can offer some
Dwarf Chops. They're my favorite, so consider it an honor.
12.
13. Death. As one who profits from it, I'm sure you'll agree.
Here's
my essay. I doubt it's 2,000 words, but every syllable is worth more than anything coming out of that hole in your face.
- Vellatri, Knight of the Temple of the Dead