Recognize this one thing, you dead-eyed, limp-dicked, bitch-made motherfuckers: not one of you is good. Not one of you is entertaining except in the way a kitten is when you insert it in your rectum. What I mean is, most of you could only be entertaining in death, and even then only if the act somehow stimulated one of my erogenous zones.
I don't know if it's related to this being an emu server, and thus attracting a number of people who just can't afford to actually pay fifteen bucks a month, but there's a lot of really hollow people on this board. I assume it's the sum of years spent staring at a monitor, the monitor staring back and burrowing into the part of you that once had a spark. I can't even consider most of you motherfuckers human. Anyway, I'm on a tangent.
Goobles is really a pretty shit poster. I guess I'll nominate him as The Worst.
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