[Black Jesus]

Those crazy kids over at the OWS website, at one point gave us a list of humorous demands that included these deep-seated liberal fantasies.

1. Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment
2. Free college education
3. Open borders migration
4. Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all

The liberal politician’s equivalent of this list would be:

1. Extending unemployment benefits ad nauseam
2. Student loan forgiveness
3. Illegal immigration amnesty (DREAM Act)
4. Postponement
   of foreclosures

All currently under consideration by the Obama administration.