That's a good one.
I used to be a kleptomaniac as a kid, there was a comic shop right next to a toys r us. I'd go into toy r us and open up hundreds of packs of baseball, magic cards, etc and take the rare ones out and leave the commons in the green turtle sandbox. Then I'd sell the rares to the comic shop and get bums to buy me beer and cigs with the money. I also uswed the water jets in the pool at camp to masterbate when I was 6.
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