We could have a live stream of the event too! And we could have commentators and dapper suits and player stats and jerseys and big foam fingers and beer and hooligan fans and a referee that can be all like "FOUL! ILLEGAL USE OF HAX!" and give competitors red cards and then there could be a timeout booth where the players can sit and look all tough and be all pissed off and then the hooligan fans can be all like "OH NO WAY! BAD CALL REF!" and then start throwing cabbages. Oh man! This is exciting! I'll start setting up a stream right now!
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