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Old 06-04-2010, 01:15 PM
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When I first got my license, I was the only kid in school with a car. It was a small private school and I was older than the rest, as they had all skipped a year.

Anyway, every Tuesday we would fill the car, blast some Offspring and drive around knocking over garbage cans and recylcing bins.

One time we were chased for 3 blocks by a redneck in a pickup truck.

Good times.

We used to pick up coffee tables from a second hand store....tie them behind our vehicles and drag them down the street at high speed while 1 or 2 people tried to remain standing on them without falling off.

Tables surfing rocked...till you got road rash.

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Used to drive around shooting kids / random people with pellet guns.

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Fill juice jugs with gasoline to mix with anything and everything...make napalm etc....nearly burnt my entire right leg one time spilling napalam on my pants.

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Putting rocket engines / huge fireworks / firecrackers into mailboxes to blow them off peoples houses.

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Putting thermite in mailboxes / outhouses etc to start hilarious fires.

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Making smoke bombs to smoke out whole blocks of neighbourhoods.

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Making drano bombs....especially funny when you put them on your principle's door step and he opens the door just before it goes off


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Going to 4 grocery store and buying them all out of their flats of eggs....you can guess what happened from here with 500+ eggs a night

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Melting lead / zinc into various weapons...Flail's / swords etc and wreaking havoc

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