[Branaddar]

Hmm I was a pretty good kid, but a few pranks come to mind from my younger years.

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In university, we lived in townhouse-style dorms. We were good friends with our neighbouring house and they went to a party without telling us about it, so we got pissed. We snuck in their house (the windows in those houses didn't lock) and took every lightbulb out of every socket and appliance and flashlight in the place. We stuffed them in a plastic bag and hid them in the upstairs closet behind a bunch of shit.

They stumbled home drunk and stoned and then very pissed off. We heard much thumping and cussing as they ran into things for the next hour looking for a light that worked.

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When I was very young, my older half-brother came to live with us for a while. I didn't get to see much of them as their mother had custody of them, so I was very excited. I used to wake him up by jumping on his bed and punching him in the "testa buns" (apparently my misinterpreted version of testicles.)

Surprisingly, he now has 3 kids.

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I had a bad habit as said kid of hiding behind doorways and jumping out at people. My mother claims her lifespan has been shortened by 10 years because of it.

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When I first got my license, I was the only kid in school with a car. It was a small private school and I was older than the rest, as they had all skipped a year.

Anyway, every Tuesday we would fill the car, blast some Offspring and drive around knocking over garbage cans and recylcing bins.

One time we were chased for 3 blocks by a redneck in a pickup truck.

Good times.