1) you look like a faggot
2) you "go to art school" but didn't say RISD or Corcoran, therefore you suck at art
3) your 19 year old fuckbuddies are probably fat/ugly/sluts/diseased
my girlfriend turned 19 a few months ago. there's nothing glamorous about a 19 year old girl other than the sex, so you can stop bragging about things you don't have.
OP - mad + bad
edit:
mad hot married bitches be all up on your fb brah.
http://www.facebook.com/molly.grazzini
http://www.facebook.com/jemy.longz
http://www.facebook.com/lenora.melville