[Snare]

Originally Posted by Swampfeet [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I lied?

I told my friends I was deploying and I wasn't, my old commander was loves my dick and when he was at my house I was taking off because I had a huge hard on.

Only reason hammertime knew is because I told him I have no friends because we used to be faggots.

I love to fuck just about anyone, but piss on me and i'll get off.

If you said something like that to me IRL I would be in tears, like I said I live nearby to a drag queen night club and can promptly show you some of my awards and medals and then slip my penis into you justifiably so.

This is actually the only time I have ever lied on the internet, if you are single Nirgon then i'd love to suck you down for the first time, I never fail for a big one lol

Whoa dude...