[Kainzo]

22nd

THE STAKERS AMONG US, by Skater Gnome

August 6, 2002

omg check this out.
so last night im killing fire beeatles and eating ice and i
get this tell..

slayerr tells you 'your posts on cr forums sucks and u r
stupid'

WTF?!?

i tell slayerr 'dude who are you and wtf?'

slayerr tells you 'im on cr forums and read your posts and
their dumb an u r dumb too dumbface, whos dumb.'

so i say 'dude did you create that character just to log onto
mith marr and taunt me?'

slayerr tells you 'ya sucker you suck and your dumb and im not
and you suck and i dont haha'

so im thinking that slayerr is a loser and a meaniehead.

so my brother is watching TV and i call him into the room and
he reads whats been wroten and he chuckles and he says come
with me.

so my brother logs on his 57 wizard and tells slayerr 'hi
friend and well met!'

slayerr tells him 'who the hell r u n00b'

mykrel (57 Wizard) tells slayerr 'im quitting eq and selling
my 57 wizard for one penny to the person with the coolest
name, and i think you may be the one!'

slayerr tells mykrel 'awesome!!! dude u r cooler than
airsupply!!'

mykrel tells slayerr 'hold on though, there are a few others
who are in the running'

slayerr tells mykrel 'dude comeawn pleeaaase!! I have a cool
name cause im cool and handsome!'

mykrel tells stayerr 'don't go anywhere, in ten minutes i'll
tell you who wins, but your looking really strong right now'

slayerr tells mykrel 'sweet dude u r a studly man, a beautiful
man'

WTF?!?

so my brother looks at me, and i'm like 'ya dude, i dunno what
up with that?'

so my brother waits 10 minutes and watches TV, then he
petitions 'a level 1 player named slayerr keeps bothering my
trying to buy my account for one penny. please take action on
this'

so then my brother tells slayerr 'no i will not sell you my
account, please stop bothering me'

and then slayerr tells him 'DUED WTF YOU SELL ME YOUR ACCOUNT
I WAITED 10 MINUTEDS!!'

and mykrel tells him 'there will be no account selling, it's
against the rules, please stop bothering me'

and slayerr tells him 'bullsh1t dude you can sell it and get
away with it, i do it all the time i have a cleric and warrior
and they are 52 and i bought them off ebay, i get all my
characters off ebay, now sell me your account for a
penny!!!!!!'

then my brother does a /report slayerr, whatever that is.

so slayerr keeps going on and on and on, about how my brother
needs to sell, and that he is NOT cooler than airsupply
anymore.

then he gets another tell..

GUIDE forsythe tells you 'im sorry about all that. slayerr
won't be bothering you or anyone else for awhile, his account
has been suspended and is under review for a ban.

so we log off and eat more ice cream.

then my brother says 'slayerr probably drunk right now,
singing "im all out of love"'

and we had a good laugh and ate ice cream.

I guess what goes around comes around.

23rd

I was invisible and running through the Karanas one day when I noticed a young gnome near the gypsy camp. He was fighting a lion and though it looked like he would win the battle, being a fellow gnome, I decided to help the guy out.

I targeted the lion, clicked on my mesmerize spell, then *started* to type: "I'm mesmerizing the lion for you." I got as far as: "I'm " when I remembered that I had replaced my mesmerize spell with an Area of Effect mesmerize spell... and that I was standing next to an NPC enchantress. *Gulp.

My movement keys are mapped to "w a s d" so I frantically stabbed at my keyboard, trying to MOVE and interrupt the spell.

I forgot that I was in typing mode.

The gypsy enchantress didn't like my attempt to mezz her so she promptly charmed me and made me go after the gnome I had been trying to *save*. I watched in horror as my peace-loving character, knife flailing like a crazed sushi chef, chased the little guy down and stabbed him to death.

I found my victim later and apologized profusely... I even gave him a nice weapon and a piece of armor. He was great about it, and laughed when I told him what happened.

He said he didn't know WHAT was going on. One minute he was fighting a lion, the next minute a strange gnome appeared out of NOWHERE, announced: "I'm wwwaaaddd", then sliced him up like Freddy Krueger.