[Kainzo]

17th

YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME, by Skater Gnome

August 6, 2002

ok so like im playing eq alot lately cause when your grounded
all you can do is play eq and eat ice cream. so im playing
saturday afternoon and noone else is home, and suddenly i see
this named mummy standing in north ro! So im like 'sweet, this
is cool'
but then i see he cons red to me, wtf. so im like 'dammit this
is gay'

so im sitting there pondering my situation when i hear someone
start knocking on the front door. so im ignoring them and
trying think if i have enough endurance to log my brothers
cleric in and run back and forth from his room to my room and
fight and heal and fight and heal.

so whoever is knocking on the door is still knoching and they
call out 'hello is anyone home?'

so i yell 'no!!'

and they yell 'ahha we heard that, come down and talk to us a
minute'

so i yell 'woof woof!' hoping that i can fool them.

but then they're like 'comeon down, it will only take a minute'

and i yell 'im not allowed to answoer the door!!'

and theyre like 'what?'

WTF!?!

so i run my ass downstairs and yank open the door and im
like 'I SAID IM NOT ALLOWED TO OPEN THE DOOR CAUSE IM HOME
ALONE!!'

and then im thinking that ive been tricked somehow, cause here
i am with the door wide open.

so this old guy and this old woman are standing there smiling
at me, ahnd the guy says 'hi there my young friend, my name is
frank and this is my wife vergina and we are from the chuch of
ladder-day saints.

and im like 'cool we have a ladder too'

and he says 'id like to talk to you for a few minutes about
our church can we come in?'

so then i start thinking all deep and intelichual and my mind
hatches a brilliant plan.

so im like 'hey saint frank i wanna be a ladder saint too'

and he says 'wonderful! your never too young!'

so im like 'but dude you have to help me with something first'

so i grab him by the wrist and im dragging him upstairs to my
brothers room and hes huffing and puffing and his wife is
like 'where are you going with my husband?'

so i sit saint frank down in my brothers chair and load up eq
and log on his cleric.

so im like 'listen saint frank i need you to take the mouse
and clikc on that little button right there a few times before
i become a siant'

and hes looking up and me kinda bewildered and hes still
breathing hard from his sprint up the stairs.

so i show him what to do, and i run to my room and i see some
ranger starting to attack the named mummy!!

so i rush in and attcjk it too and im getting beaten up bad
and im like 'click the button frank! CLICK IT!!'

and i hear him in there clicking away as fast as he can, and
hes still weezing. and verginas hobbling up the stairs
saying 'frank whats going on??'

so the fight is going good and saint frank is clicking the
buttons like i showed him and i end up killing the mummy and
looting it!

so frank is like 'what does "joo sux0rs" mean?'

and im like 'that means the ranger wants to join your chruch
too.'

and franks like 'oh'

so i log off and i run into my brothers room and im
like 'frank your the man!'

and he and vergina are looking up at me all wide-eyed and a
little scared and hes like 'you arn't gonna hurt us are you?'

and im like 'no way dude, u rule!'

and im like 'lets go downstairs and ill get you some beers for
u and your wife'

so im dragging frank down to the living room and vergina is
hobbling after us saying 'frank whats going on??'

i think shes a bit slow, that one.

well we get down to the livingroom and all of the sudden my
dad walks in.

and hes like 'what the hell is going on here?'

and im like 'hi dad, this is saint frank, and he wants to
borrow our ladder. hes really cool'

and then i whisper 'but be nice to his wife cause shes a
little feeble in the brain if you know what i mean'

but then franks like 'im sorry to disturb you people. we
really need to be going'

and im like 'frank whats up, when do i get to be a ladder
saint???'

and hes like 'someother time' and he and vergina hussle out
the door.

so i look out the window and theyre trotting away looking over
there shoulder back at the housr and i couldnt help but
thinking what a nice couple they were and hoping that they
would visit us again soon.