[Kainzo]

13th

NEW HORIZONS, by Skater Gnome

August 6, 2002

ok so like im sitting down to type a new story cause something
reely funny happened last night but before i start riteing i
check my private messages
so theres this message in there from this chick darla and shes
like 'hye skatterr i just read your stories and you a so cute.
a/s/l??'

WTF?!??

so yell 'hey mike come here'

and then i yell 'sorry for yelling' cause i dont want the duck
tape but he usually lets me do it once with no tape hehe'

so mike comes in and hes like 'what'

and im like 'mike wtf does asl mean???'

and hes like 'the asl an organizasion that defend the civil
rights of minorities'

and im like 'whats a minority??'

and hes like 'in this county its someone whos not a white male'

and im like 'then what am i????'

and hes like 'the majority'

and im like 'that sucks'

so mike leaves and i write darla back and im like

'deer darla,
how are u? i am fine. i love black people. i cant give the asl
anymoney though cause i am poor. want to be frieds???'

weel i wait a few minutes and darla writes back 'skatterr you
are funny wanna cyber?'

so i yell 'mike come here'

and then i thought dammit thats the second yell, im getting
the duck tape for sure

but mike was cool for some reason and not mad so i was
like 'dude wtf does cyber mean??'

and he like clears his throat and hes like 'shes asking you
for help with her computer problems'

and im like 'that sucks i don't know anything about computers'

and hes like 'thats ok i do. why don't you go downstairs and
eat some ice cream and ill provide her with some technical
assistance'

so im like 'omg dude you are so rule!! thanks'

so i go down stairs and eat ice cream

i never new my brother liked to help on computer stuff so
much, i could hear him 'woooo-hoooo'ing from the living room.