I played the first Final Fantasy on my old NES and it was good but then I became sexually active during the nineties and playing eastern RPG's is pretty much anathema to humping--unless you're a pedophile or tentacle enthusiast--so I stuck to the Elder Scrolls games and used my boners for something more than masturbating. These days I don't own a single action figure, I've never watched anime and I'm not morbidly obese, so I'd say I made the right decision to skip this franchise.
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