[Kainzo]

12th

SUMMER CAMP ADVENTURE II, by Skater Gnome

August 6, 2002.

hey guys camp is fun kinda but not like eq but im having a
good time
so like yesterday me and j-mo and are hanging out in the
cafateria with this guys shane and allen cause a magic show is
on later and ive never met a real magician b4 and i reely want
to meet one

so like were sitting there talking and this black guy tyrone
comes up and hes like 'whats up my dudes'

and shanes like 'what did you just call us??'

and tyrones like 'umm...dudes'

and allens all like 'he just said the 'd' word to us'

and tyrone is like 'wtf are you talking about???'

and shane is like 'a white person can call another white
person dude but a black person cannot call a white person dude
cause its racist'

and im like 'wtf'

and j-mo is liek 'omg'

and allen is liek 'ya you can say dudez with a 'z' but not
dudes with an 's' dont worry were not mad cuase you didnt know'

and j-mo and i look at each other and were like '/roll'

and tyrone in liek 'whatever im out'

and j-mos like 'how come when a white person says it the 'd'
word its ok but when a black person says it its racist???/?'

and allens like 'a white person cant hate other white people
duh'

and j-mos like 'well i think im starting too'

so j-mo and i go sit at a different table and in a few minutes
the magic show starts

OMG!!!

its was so cool all the magic he was doing but i never
actually saw him cast any speels

so at the end of the show i go over the the magician and im
liek 'hey dude ur the rulest!!'

and hes like 'umm thanks kid'

and im liek 'what level are u im lvl 5??'

and hes like 'huh?'

and i whisper 'can i see you pet?? shhh i promise i wont tell'

and hes like 'uhhh'

and he was like starting to look all confused and i was
thinking that he wasnt a reel magician after all

so to test him i was like 'ok can you summon me sum ice
cream??'

so liek he grabbed his hat and said algebra cadabra and poof
there was an ice cream bar!!

and im liek 'OMG u ARE a MAGICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!'

so next thing i know im in the nerse station lying on a bed
and im like 'OMG I DIDNT KNOW MAGES GOT TRANSLOCATE'

and then the nerse told me to shut my pie hole and lay back
down but she didnt have any duck tape so i wasnt scared

so i was thinking that all i want to do is meat a monk someday
and then i can die happy

hmmm i wonder where my ice cream bar is????? i bet j-mo took it