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Originally Posted by Barkingturtle
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Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.
No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.
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9/10
Would have been 10 if you included a funny picture.