View Single Post
  #2  
Old 08-08-2012, 01:32 PM
Barkingturtle Barkingturtle is offline
Planar Protector

Barkingturtle's Avatar

Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 1,230
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps.
Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.