[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

All one needs to do is look at the Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916. Here's a shark that swam near shore IN BROAD DAYLIGHT to bite people in half. The shark did careful scouting to ensure that none of his victims were in nuclear-powered submarines with Tomahawk guided missiles.

This is why I never enter the ocean without a nuclear-powered submarine with Tomahawk guided missiles. I made a promise to my wife and children to protect them, and even if the chances are 1:1,000,000, you damn well better believe that shark is getting a Tomahawk missile up the ass before he comes near my family.

Sorry I'm not some pussy liberal pro-shark attack commie that is content to sit idly by while my family is ripped into pieces.