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Old 07-22-2012, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I can tell you're a pussy who's afraid to leave the house without a gun. And this is being a pussy, my friend, no matter what your NRA propaganda magazines tell you. Just tell the truth, and admit you like fucking yourself in the ass with your gun. And I don't think you need to be calling anyone a basement dwelling nerd who can't get laid, champ.
Oh I never mentioned you couldn't get laid, but that's nice to know. You must be fucking broke and a basement dweller.

I don't leave the house without my gun either, because I'm not some idiot that thinks my 911 call will have a cop on my ass in time to defend me.

However, considering you never leave the basement, I am sure your mommy and daddy will protect you and your virginity.
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