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Old 07-21-2012, 04:31 PM
Ephirith Ephirith is offline
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Second Amendment was devised when "arms" meant fucking muskets. You couldn't take a musket and blow someone's head off from half a mile away. You couldn't spray bullets into a room full of people with a musket. Why aren't you fucking gun nuts complaining that the government won't let you carry around sticks of dynamite? I deserve the right to detonate myself and turn everybody within 50 feet into a fine red mist, the Constitution says so. How else am I supposed to defend myself?

Using your logic we should completely cease going through the trouble to prevent nuclear proliferation. Every country has the right to stockpile a bunch of nukes to defend itself. Clearly the bad countries are going to be able to get nukes anyway, right? So we might as well go the opposite direction and make sure EVERYONE has nukes so that if the bad people do show up with nukes, we can just nuke the fuck out of them! Yes, I want to live in that world.

I am 100% in favor of a world where everyone is carrying a loaded gun. Irresponsible, irrational, hotheaded, human beings, we should all be armed. That way every time there is a fight or a scuffle, or a riot, somebody is getting shot!

Let's see what am I missing?:
-Jews did 9/11
-Ron Paul for President
-Ayn Rand was totally right about everything
-Education is for liberal sheep
-My manager is a total dick