http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._minimum_wages
AL = 7.25 an hour.
30x 7.25 = $217.5
50 bucks to your mom for rent.
50 bucks to your mom for food.
50 bucks a week for your maxed credit card ( from your WoW playing days had to max your CC for your subscription )
50 bucks for you weed.
Leaving you with 17.5 to save for a rainy day.
It's any wonder you play on a Free Emu servers and take it like a pro.