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Originally Posted by taledora
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And I feel sorry for you in having been raised in an environment where this type of learned thinking has actually been taught. There are a great many minds that could teach you a lot on the subject of evolution vs creationism, but it would be fruitless because you have been indoctrinated from a young age. Save your kids, please.
"And God said unto Noah… Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt though make in the ark, and thou shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of… the length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. A window shalt thou make in the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side therof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it."
I mean, c'mon haha
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Aww man,
Snakes on a Plane can't even compare to Animals on an Ark. Noah must have had Ace Ventura language powers with the animals... so cool.
Imagine that... how far away from the mongoose do you put the cobra? What if animals start to eat the cane toad? How thick do the planks have to be to support an elephant? Where do all the burrowing animals go? Does the queen ant bring a single worker ant? Imagine how hard his life must be after the flood goes away... all that work, ungrateful b*tch. What about interbred species... do they count double? Albino animals? Siamese twins? Pandas? Does this mean that all species were once endangered? If so, humans are SAVING the planet. Oh my god, this ark thing is sweet... I could go on for (40) days.
I always loved these stories as a kid... they really pique your imagination.