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Originally Posted by Striiker
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The new server will progress at the rate that live did. Items removed or changed will be be done so at the correct rate of change. It will be a true classic experience. There will be no slow progress of classic changes or broken content / game mechanics.
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Then magical fairies will fly out of Ambrotos's butt where they have been hiding all along, and give everyone pretty candy cane swords that you can lick and lick and never be hungry or angry again. Uthgaard will return from Avalon as prophesied and save Syria from the predations of its ruthless dictator. Eight thousand new players will join the server, and play for an average of thirteen hours per day each; roughly 85% of these will donate more than $12 a month to the P99 coffers.
Diablo 3 will be unreleased, and Blizzard will admit they made a huge mistake in the asinine and noobish incarnation of gaming shit that they sold to us between two slices of bread. Everyone will admit that Harrison is right, and he will be the new lead server GM. In a Shamalyan twist, he will free all the boxers and exploiters from their mortal coils, entombing them in the server in electronic form, where they will be doomed to live out eternity in this broken shell of an increasingly unClassic server.
Amelinda will process several petitions from the forum, after her daily granting of IP exemptions. Rogean will laugh to see such sport, and the Dish ran away with the Spoon.