[Harr1son]

I got a bunch of muffinz
stuffed up in the oven
wish I had some hot cuzzins
cause the rest of these bitches can trust em

snap into a slim jim and straight crunch it
eat both twix, i dont share i get mad and punch shit
just lookin around for something to bust a nut in

poop sock danglin too much fuckin everquest
basement life livin mom bitchin cause I never rest

never do no dishes
smell like rottin dinner
cause i never change my sweatpants

lets get some xp lets go hunt some sluts and noobies
I need a new two hander man for leavin cuts and bruisies
main tank ya'll straight xp luvin up in crushbone
body ready got chinese buffet on the bat phone

fuck the garbage fuck the carpets and fuck the mutha fucking yard bitch
i dont vaccum dust i just cuss and rust cuz i'm stuck hell levels hard shit

harrison ford indiana jones crunchin the temple of doom
pullin out noobies hearts and eatin them in front of you in my living room brew

i do it all for free i dont even get paid for youtube views dude
smedy and cast straight eatin dinner off yo asses spammin porno gore to afford some snacks to chew

swedish mafia rollin on some snowmobiles
creepin on a drive by
noobs confused tween chicks and dudes
not sure if they gay or straight or just bi

get at me ya'll open mic