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Originally Posted by Barkingturtle
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Really dude? That's what you're gonna go with? A typo?
I mean, if I were going to attempt an insult you, I'd probably begin at the beginning: by inferring that your mother got sodomized by your uncle and nine months later you came out in a diarrhea afterbirth. You were raised in abject squalor, but it was the best Mommy could do when the menfolk would only offer handfuls of nickles to shove objects into her vagina, and she didn't really have any other marketable skills. As time passed by and you grew up into a young man, you found that it really wasn't worth any more than those spare nickels to fist your own mother, but you paid it anyway because let's face it: action's action.
By the time you were old enough to make your own way in the world, you'd tasted a lot of semen. It tasted like the affection of a man, and it made you whole since you'd never known your daddy. Sure sometimes they hit you, but that was just their way, and deep down you knew you deserved it.
College was a tough period for you. Mostly because it's hard to get accepted when you lack the genetic material requisite for critical thought. Not really your fault, though. I mean, your dad was your uncle, after all. Just thinking about him reminds you of all those times he'd read you stories at bedtime, and how he'd always kiss you on your forehead goodnight, mostly because he was afraid you'd snowball him if he kissed your lips or cheek. You remember the way worn torn little baby anus tingled when he'd give you that goodnight kiss? Is it tingling right now as I end this post and you float away into fantasy? I bet it is.
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You try way, way too hard. If you want some info about me and my family.. I'm currently in college, and yes it is tough. As far as a requisite for critical thought, I'm about a year away from graduating with an Environmental Sustainability degree. My mother is actually the nicest person I know, I've only ever heard her yell a handful of times in my 24 years of existence. She is a very successful woman making around $100k a year. My dad wasn't my uncle, he was a Viet Nam veteran and was a Police Officer / Lawyer in the Montgomery County, MD area. My uncle has a degree in Chemistry and is a farmer in Nebraska. He has roughly six-thousand acres. He mostly raises cattle and sells them to CAFOs once they meet the proper weight requirements. As for crops, he uses an eco-fallow farming system, drip irrigation, and cover cropping to achieve maximum synergistic benefits.
What's it like outside today where you live? You should go interact with people in real life the same way you do here. I bet you'd be in jail in about an hour.