Lulz I really hope this is your GF... I was reading through her tumblr posts for laughs while bored at work here and I came across this gem she posted:
"Posted 2 days ago
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srsly im at the point i would suck dick for wifi. im not even kidding you. im going through major wifi withdrawal n i cant take it no more, im desperate, enough to walk down the hallways banging on everyone’s door, trying to find a bloke who would give me his wifi password for a blowjob, idegaf anymore -_-"
Ok so your girl is fairly hot (I'd give her a solid 7.5 or 8 out of 10). Good for you.
Whats 10x funnier is how your marginally hot GF would suck a strangers dick for... WIFI!
Lol .I don't even think I have words to describe how whorish that is.
Let the rest of us know when your dick turns green and falls off from banging this skankhole. I give it 10-12 months tops.
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