Here's another good one. RMT sting of everyone's favorite dipshit by yours truly
[Thu Sep 16 10:23:29 2010] You say, '#gmspeed off'
[Thu Sep 16 10:23:29 2010] Turning GMSpeed Off for Searinox (zone to take effect)
[Thu Sep 16 10:23:33 2010] You say, '#zone ecommons'
[Thu Sep 16 10:23:33 2010] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Thu Sep 16 10:23:47 2010] You have entered East Commonlands.
[Thu Sep 16 10:24:35 2010] You say, '#goto -143 -1664 3'
[Thu Sep 16 10:26:12 2010] Players in EverQuest:
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[Thu Sep 16 10:26:12 2010] [ANON (6 Enchanter)] Thierry (Human) ZONE: ecommons (USER 0: PID lebronjames23)
[Thu Sep 16 10:26:12 2010] There is 1 player in EverQuest.
[Thu Sep 16 10:28:55 2010] You auction, 'wtb high lvl acct, pst'
[Thu Sep 16 10:30:07 2010] You auction, 'wtb high lvl acct, pst'
[Thu Sep 16 10:30:19 2010] Thierry tells you, 'druid!'
[Thu Sep 16 10:30:24 2010] You told Thierry, 'orly'
[Thu Sep 16 10:30:34 2010] Thierry tells you, '50 druid DE mask,... verm armor'
[Thu Sep 16 10:30:46 2010] You told Thierry, 'wwo de masrk?'
[Thu Sep 16 10:30:54 2010] Thierry tells you, 'aye'
[Thu Sep 16 10:31:10 2010] You told Thierry, 'wut r u looking 4'
[Thu Sep 16 10:31:15 2010] Thierry tells you, 'offer'
[Thu Sep 16 10:31:20 2010] Thierry tells you, 'i really want a 50 enchanter'
[Thu Sep 16 10:32:04 2010] You told Thierry, 'i dont have eny chars here, i want to buy 1 so i can play w my friends'
[Thu Sep 16 10:32:15 2010] Thierry tells you, 'well what are you offering'
[Thu Sep 16 10:32:21 2010] You told Thierry, 'levelling in classic SUX'
[Thu Sep 16 10:32:23 2010] Thierry tells you, 'moxbrownine?'
[Thu Sep 16 10:33:32 2010] You told Thierry, 'hmm druids r pretty good 4 pling, i cud prly make some cash back. iono liek 300 bux?'
[Thu Sep 16 10:34:05 2010] Thierry tells you, 'bah,,, becareful cause Real money trades are grounds for banning on this server'
[Thu Sep 16 10:34:13 2010] You told Thierry, 'orly'
[Thu Sep 16 10:34:14 2010] Thierry tells you, 'im really only looking for pp or trades'
[Thu Sep 16 10:34:45 2010] You told Thierry, 'well that sux. wut is a moxbrownine'
[Thu Sep 16 10:34:57 2010] Thierry tells you, 'nm thought u were someone'
[Thu Sep 16 10:35:54 2010] You told Thierry, 'do u no anyone who does? i want 2 play'
[Thu Sep 16 10:36:03 2010] You told Thierry, 'but i dont have enything 2 trade'
[Thu Sep 16 10:36:22 2010] You auction, 'wtb high lvl acct, pst'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:23 2010] You told Thierry, 'hello'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:26 2010] You auction, 'wtb high lvl acct, pst'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:28 2010] Thierry tells you, 'sup'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:35 2010] You told Thierry, 'do u no anyone who does? i want 2 play'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:38 2010] You told Thierry, 'but i dont have enything 2 trade'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:42 2010] Thierry tells you, 'i dont know... u have aim?'
[Thu Sep 16 10:38:55 2010] You told Thierry, 'aim sux. wut about yahoo'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:01 2010] Thierry tells you, 'ok'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:09 2010] Thierry tells you, 'whats your phone number lol'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:19 2010] You told Thierry, 'u do u want that 4'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:27 2010] You told Thierry, 'Y*'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:54 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:55 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:55 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:55 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:39:55 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:00 2010] You auction, 'wtb high lvl acct, pst'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:19 2010] You shout, 'HEPL TEH GOULZ!'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:23 2010] You yell for help.
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:47 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:47 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:48 2010] Vicente says, 'Hail, a ghoul'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:48 2010] You shout, 'r after mEEEEEEEE'
[Thu Sep 16 10:40:56 2010] You yell for help.
[Thu Sep 16 10:41:00 2010] Thierry tells you, 'to talk'
[Thu Sep 16 10:41:03 2010] You yell for help.
[Thu Sep 16 10:41:49 2010] You told Thierry, 'hodl on sum1 trained ghoulz'
[Thu Sep 16 10:41:56 2010] You told Thierry, 'runneing'
[Thu Sep 16 10:43:20 2010] You auction, 'wtb high lvl acct, pst'
[Thu Sep 16 10:44:04 2010] You told Thierry, 'ok i think im safe'
[Thu Sep 16 10:44:11 2010] You told Thierry, 'wut is ur yahoo name'
[Thu Sep 16 10:44:44 2010] You told Thierry, 'i forgot 2 bind wen i got off the baot. that was a close 1'
[Thu Sep 16 10:45:44 2010] Thierry tells you, 'teck531'
[Thu Sep 16 10:45:47 2010] You told Thierry, 'k'
[Thu Sep 16 10:51:40 2010] You say, '#zone butcher'
[Thu Sep 16 10:51:40 2010] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Thu Sep 16 10:51:58 2010] You have entered Butcherblock Mountains.
[Thu Sep 16 10:52:22 2010] You told Thierry, 'god dman it. now im back in bb'
Me: wuts up yo
Penoy: nada
Penoy: 400!
Me: lol no way dood its a druid
Me: lol
Penoy: DE msk!
Penoy: vermiticulated armor!
Me: thats y i said 300 lol
Me: de mask is cool shit tho
Me: il have 2 ask my dad
Penoy: ok
Me: u play eny other games? ive got chars on wow
Penoy: just realize that offering Real money trades can get u banned
Penoy: nah only this
Me: ok ill be carful who i ask thx 4 warneing
Penoy:
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=3996
Me: fuck sum1 traind me again
Penoy: well let me know soon cause i want to trade for a chanter or tade to u
Me: ok. how much 4 chanter
Me: oh nm u r buying
Penoy: ya
Me: DAMN IT i died in BB 2
Me: fuckin krag chik
Me: ok wel ill tell u wut my dad says, mayb i can find sum1 to trade wow chars
Penoy: if u were to do 300
Me: ya
Penoy: how would u send
Me: u got paypal?
Penoy: ya but perfer western union
Me: wow lol srs bsnz
Penoy: paypal takes like 5% of the money hehe
Me: y western union
Me: oic
Me: i dident no that
Penoy: ya if u send me 300 ..i would probably get 250 or something
Me: jeeze
Penoy: and it takes a while to clear
Me: rly? that sux
Penoy: so
Me: lol he doesnt want 2 let me have 400 im askin pertyplz
Me: how wuld u get the char without takeing it back
Penoy: if u get the eqemu info..on the internet login.. u cant get it back.. u change everything