
02-22-2012, 07:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: GuK
Posts: 714
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Harrison
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But in retrospect I've learned some important
things...Some are simple equations like this doesn't mix with that,
others are more life lessons like if a girl messes around with your
friends then they're probably untrustworthy whores, and some are just
tidbits like how much I like the Pour Farm. Yeah, stuff like that.
Summer is here and I can finally shed this gross layer of skin that has
accumulated over the last three years and remind the anus of the world
who I am. I'll be focusing more on how fucking awesome I am and much
less on how other people suck so much. All the missed opportunities to
have a great time and experience new things are going to be revisited,
all the shitty things are going to get dropped (most already have
been), and all the possible tearing shit up will be torn the fuck up!
My liver is made of iron, my hearts made of ice, and my tongue is a
combination of whip and atom bomb. Planet Earth and all of it's
inhabitants please prepare to cry in a corner and hope a long hot
shower will wash it all away (it won't).
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