Yo, I live at home still
not paying tip bills
tele or rez
and a magician summons most meals.
So it's so ill
i don't need no scrill
only cash for 1 tip
when I borrow a druids wheels.
*But he won't reply*
Whatever, the druid died
*Get your jboots*
Who I look like? Some hardcore guy?
I ain't camping no cyclops spawn
Looking like some scrub,
sitting there- what a yawn.
You can go ahead and say it's not hard
but I'll quit now n' dupe some plat
thanks to Uthgaard.
Or maybe I just hate these crappy mob timers
call me crazy but I refuse to work em man.
It's miserable-
can't do it 'less it's due to circumstance.
And I need the drops to feed my astronomical appetite
but for the time being y'all, I'll sacrifice
I have the game minus a couple of luxieries
just cutting by budget schemes
and getting some stuff for free
Like whys a brother need all the spells?
It's expensive the ones I don't need
Just sit in my book is all it seems
and every circle they try to bump the fee
plus they'll need reagants- there ya go
that's another G!
Well thanks vendor but listen
I can use some spells all on my own
so you ain't gon hustle me!
So now that takes care of the spell plans
now heres a potential scam
getting killed due to someone elses hand
then if I
sued the player and the guild guys
enterprise or whatever
I bet they would settled niice
court adjourned, now I just gotta pay
for the petition forms
That's easy- spend 2 weeks eatin popcorn
like students do 'cept I'm grown and it's not dorms
so it's a bit more pathetic- ok a lot more...
But what ya'll gotta mock for?
What wrong with my mach 3?
ya'll gotta be macho and mach more
well not me and i do not need to change blades
it's all my dwarf hair i shave
chin, back, face, legs
and the rashes rarely last more than 8 days
Usually- so that's cool with me - I can save great
My hygene- that's no reason to buy things
Like soap or visine- not when i'm adventuring
I don't throw away dough on no facials
yeah i make rolls of my coppers
I even pay folks
Overencumbered with a case full of pesos I lug
*Bro just delete em* Nope, I'm waiting til the banks close
*scuuuuuuuuuuuub*
Don't hate yo
Just cause ya'll wasteful
ya'll wanna make your brah the scapegoat
It's bugged-
it's all nuance-
Use your head- why get an inn and bed
when you can camp in the tunnel instead
If you happy when you save 2 platinum a week
You steal the groups fine steel, and keep all your receipts
and only treat your girl yearly to non-rations to eat
Don't be ashamed, pop your collars man- holler at me!
If ya'll are this cheap- cause this is for acknowledging peeps
that gotta track every gold using columns and sheets
if you strip search the forums for the bargain to beat
like everyday you're just a copper safe from starved on the street
keep carvin a niche
I started saving a plat for the week
My little alts still to come for their powerful treat
Yo I figure starting early on the market is key
Cause I plan on having friends all camping for me
And regardless we gon never put a mount on the street
'less them feed prices lower and the parking is free
And in perma(frost) for me?
not even gloves, scarves or a fleece
I may freeze but I'll keep savin marvellously
!