I'm feeling fabulous
So I think I'm in love with this burly strong man who works construction. He is afraid to tell his friends he's gay so when I visit him at the work site , I have to act all straight and stuff.
Like , "Hey nice work on the drywall with your two by fours" and then adjust my jock.
The world is so crazy isn't it ? I'm gonna cuddle up with my poodle right now and ponder on life's greatness.
P.S. I shave my butt daily
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