Being someone that was born and lives in Africa, my 'almost' comment relating to that and the contents of this thread may have resulted in a ban; I have refrained for my own safety.
.....but I will say this..... Harrison, I salute you.
Also, if you want some good ol' fashioned racist humour, check out Johnny Rebel. What a champ. lol.
Here's a taste~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo1NDp_wc4I