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Old 12-29-2011, 05:49 PM
Littlegyno 6.0 Littlegyno 6.0 is offline
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Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I was trying to get YOU GUYS to talk about it, the most they could get me for is starting a conversation. Not worried. There are plenty of people camping in parks for them to be worried about me talking to other nerds on the interwebz. In any case, I've been where people are camping in parks a lot lately, and I'm p sure I'm on those lists (and several others which are probably worse) several times already.

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In fact this has been the impetus for what I think is the best in a series of jokes lovingly called "Quanics," in honor of Mayor Quan of Oakland.

So:

  • After a proposal, we first hold stack for Clarifying Question, then Pros & Quans.
  • When we riot, we should be Quansiderate of small business storefronts.
  • You know, our Quanversation is probably being recorded right now.
  • I wonder if Mayor Quan ever Quantemplates the Quanstitutionality of police brutality?
  • Variously, Lake Merrit during AQUApy Oakland and Oscar Grant Plaza when they over watered the campground & almost killed the tree, the word was Quan Lake or Quantanimo Bay.

Which tied in with our earlier conversation about the planned FEMA death camps, which we're all assuming we're going to soon, the point of this aside:

  • I heard that in the FEMA death camps you can have Quanjugal visits.
  • Yes, and they even provide Quandoms.
  • Because Quantraception is totally important to our demo.
  • And nobody wants Quantuplets.
Literally, the worst jokes I've ever heard.