So this is what I find myself doing on Christmas, eh?
Well, coming from somebody who has tried cigarillos and cigars, but not cigarette, what fucking high are you assclowns talking about. If you smoke for the high, why not drink a cup of iced tea. As far as I can tell, iced tea is much more enjoyable. You can bitch and say something about splenda, but I only use organic sugar, OR no sugar at all, not for the health reasons even, just because I like how it taste.
I get it, you tried it when you were young, and now twenty long years later you're trying to justify it to yourself that you actually enjoy it, and not that you're addicted. "I've heard, I can stop whenever I want, I just don't want to yet." too many times already. I once bet my ex-girlfriend $500 that she'd get addicted if she didn't stop. Guess who won the bet... me. Bitch didn't pay, but bitches be bitches, and I'm not below kicking a bitch in the face to prove a point. Anyway, back on topic, give me one LEGITIMATE reason why one would smoke cigarettes if they're not addicted. You're wasting shit tons of money. Your teeth rot. You get cancer. You give OTHER PEOPLE cancer. Your clothes stink. Your fingers stink. Your hair stinks. You stink. Your skin get wrinkly. Your skin gets leathery.
I guess if you're a badass you can still smoke, but I'm going to get my cancer from something I actually enjoy, red meat. You can act like you really enjoy tobacco, but I'm 19 and you're not even fooling me. Who am I to tell you to stop? Nobody. It's just really stupid of smokers to keep smoking. I'm not going to tell somebody to do heroin, but when they do heroin, I'll still think they're dumb asses.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
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