[Jon Lemon]

1. nicotine is a fun drug & a huge rush
   
2. nicotine is extremely physically addictive
   
3. a majority of ppl start at age 12-15
   
4. cigarettes permeate the vast majority of alcohol-culture social events; people often start when they are not at their mental peak
   
5. cigarette advertisement is legendarily effective

o wait, no you're right it all boils down to how stupid everyone but me is