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Rule #1. Cheat. Cheat as much as you can. If you find a bug or exploit, you don't have a duty to report it, in fact, you have the right to abuse it as much as you possibly can. There won't be any punishments.
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Rule #1. Complain non-stop about exploits, using the vaguest possible definition of the term.
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Rule #2. Use 3rd party programs. Has a bard been stealing your camp mobs? Use a program that shows you exactly where they are at all times. It makes it much easier to find them and root or snare them.
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Rule #2. Complain about showeq use even when the server has a proven cheat detection system.
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Rule #3. Talk shit. Especially if you are following rules 1 and 2. You are obviously better than everyone else who plays fairly. They are all noobs compared to you and should be treated like such.
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Rule #3. Complain about people who trash talk, because insults like "poopiehead" and "dumb dumb" might hurt someone's feelings.
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Rule #4. Attack in groups. 3v1 or 4v1 is entirely fair, as long as you have the 3 or 4 people. After you prove how much better you are, see rule #3.
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Rule #4. Complain about players killing you when they outnumber you. No kill is legitimate unless it's a 1 on 1 fight where two equal-leveled players consent to meeting in the arena, each at 100% hp. If root is involved, forget it: root is an exploit (see rule #1).
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Rule #5. Lie. No one ever killed you. You tripped and hit your head on a rock. That "slain by" message was obviously a coding error. You are far too good to have died to noobs like that.
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Rule #5. Complain about Holocaust.