Thread: Who'd win?
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Old 04-18-2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.
This would be true if there were only one dinosaur! However, in real life, everyone knows the pirates would quickly run out of cannonballs as the relentless waves of dinosaurs continued their mindless assault.

Given this list, the answer is clearly dinosaurs.

I would recommend, however, that vikings be relegated to a secondary class and instead robots should be included in this list.