[roks1]

• Capitalism is a crime.
  -- k, it's definitely capitalism that's being protested, not inequality... jeje?
• All people regardless of job, longevity, performance or amount of work done now make the same wage.
  *****This includes those with the job ‘homeless’, ‘hobo’, or ‘neckbeard’.
  -- op hates equality
• College education is now free for all people.
  -- op hates education
• All debt is wiped off the books and forgiven.
  *****Including credit cards, mortgages, home equity loans, student loans, personal loans and that $5 that I owe John.
  -- op has child's understanding on government debt
• Government health care is provided for all people
  -- op thinks voters are not interested in having healthcare despite evidence on the contrary (Medicare appeared out of thin air, it's true!)
  *****All those in the insurance industry have been reassigned to be janitors at local high schools
  -- op loves 3rd party payers, as they are clearly involved in medical care and the medical profession and should be treated as such... one moment while I contact Aetna to schedule my checkup at the insurance agency.
• All forms of border constraints have been removed and anyone can travel anywhere at any time. Immigration is no longer a consideration as citizenship now means nothing.
  -- op thinks that arbitrary lines that change over the course of history should dictate a human being's ability to move around the globe... op clearly not a citizen of the world.
• All elections will be done via paper ballot and counted 35 times by ‘trusted’ officials.
  -- op believes that blacks and illegals are the only fraud in elections.
• All drugs are now legal and encouraged to use.
  -- op thinks it has the authority to tell other adults how to treat themselves.
  
• All exports and imports are deemed evil and are banned permanently.
  -- op clearly lives in Middle Earth
• All campaigns are publically financed
  -- op doesn't believe in democracy, because people would fund someone they don't support, in a democracy...
• The military is now disbanded
  -- op is threatened militarily from rowdy canadians.
• 1 Trillion dollars in immediate spending for public works projects
  -- op does not recall any recovery to have taken place during any time after a depression... history is boring.
• All property is now community property.
  -- op doesn't want other people to use it's toilet
• Oil and natural gas is now banned from use. Solar and Wind energy are the only acceptable forms of energy generation.
  -- op has a bumper sticker stating "For every hummer you sell, i will buy 3" with an accompanying "and keep them running!" sticker alongside... also truck nuts. op wonders if oil is generated spontaneously.
• Any company with more than 5 employees is considered an evil corporation and will be dismantled.
  -- op has a clear understanding of how incorporating a business works, involving deals with the devil and a ouija board.
• Shopping and consumerism is forbidden, the government will distribute food and supplies to all people in an equal and just manner.
  -- op has infomercials on in the background while posting, in defiance of anti-consumerist attitudes. op has a poster of billy mays in it's living room. op disregards all religious and philosophical warnings about gluttony. op does not want to share.

Effective tax rate for all people are now 95.2% and the last act of the military is to round up all people with more than $1M of net worth to be jailed indefinitely for crimes against humanity stemming from having possessions that others do not have. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
-- http://www.stanford.edu/class/polisc...20Brackets.pdf
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