A recent Aggie graduate was hired by the Bryan County Department of Transportation to help paint lines on some recently repaved country roads. The first day, the Aggie is able to paint more than 20 miles.
"Congratulations!" exclaims his supervisor. "That's more painting than anybody has ever done in one day!"
The second day, the Aggie only gets about 8 miles done. He was heart-broken that he wasn't able to do as much as the first day. "Relax," says his supervisor, "you worked at such a neck-breaking pace the first day, nobody would expect you to keep painting that much every day."
On the third day, the supervisor approaches the Aggie. He says, "we're going to have to let you go. You did such a marvelous job the first day, and then the second you managed to do an average days work, but today, you were only able to paint half a mile. What's the problem?"
"Well," says the Aggie, "that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
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Originally Posted by Alarti0001
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