the lovely guide to becoming lovely:
1. invest several hundred hours on a beta server and confirm that you have a screenshot archive larger than anybody else
***2. farm the absolute best items that you can get before pvping at 50 with raid buffs
3. post every single killshot on the forums while complaining that your class isn't strong enough and demanding that the entire server be changed
4. make 500 shitposts within one month's time
5. embarrass yourself every time you speak
***: this is VERY important; you are bad at the game and cannot risk dying to people who don't give enough of a shit to get good items. you NEED an advantage. your ego is extremely fragile and you cannot handle the ridicule and mental anguish of someone else getting a killshot on you
please note that this is a guide intended for beta server use only, as when live rolls around there will be effort given by other players and you will likely quit the server within two weeks
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