and druid thorns.....
So far WE HAVE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
There once was
a powerful guild
That liked Men.
Somehow, we found
Out how to
cockblock other guilds
but, one day
a unique occurence
occured; an alliance
between halflings and
frogloks. They decided
to eat dinner
since ektar doesnt
have a clue
(ektar dont cheat
and ogres, only
glowingly, flowingly, freely
pee where they
Are able to
not get sprayback
But nevertheless, one
droplet landed delicately
on the top
of a gnome
warrior named Tewar
He grew angry
and began quivering
as tears ran
leading to a
Dark Elf brothel
We looked in
and saw a
hymn to silence
we also saw
that movie where
girl rides horse
off diving boards
into a big
yellow lake of
boiling liquid suplhur
poured down our
lovely lady lumps
burning our turboencabulator.
Try a day
in the shoes
of underdog guilds
too late to
hear Lady Gaga
showing her small
Leopard Skin Pill-Box
that contains her
shattered, torn, broken
3 inch prosthesis
for a toothbrush
used to scrub
her rank vag
in hopes of
of her soul
Meanwhile, in reality
a tumor grew
a miniature army
of dragon ogres
with KC headlights
and druid thorns...
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