At GVSU, the guys in November '91 said it was too close to call and extended the no shave to the New Year. I started the day after turkey day break...and beat them all in length and fullness...ya, I thought it sounded gay too...by New Years day. The razor burn was insane, my face peeled for a week...but it was good to not look like I had a "Pedophile Beard" on (youtube it)...with my rapist glasses.
At least this shit only grows on my face and not my back...look like an Amish elder in 2 weeks. "Dude, where's my buggy?" is much better than alternatives like, "escaped gorilla shot by deputy!"
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