A few tactics ive mastered over the years that will aid me in preperation for red.
.1 quit all jobs, you cannot work and slay noobs 24-7 if you work but do not tell people you quit your job this is important.
.2 Tell nobody of your plans to win red 99, they will try to interevene even if your in your 30-40's, all of these a&e shows have got people going crazy so its best to tell noone especially immediate family.
.3 Save all remaining money for food,drugs,booze and the ocasional mcdouble from mcdonalds.
.4 Have a bottle of vasalene handy, you will be playing long hours and will need to releive yourself of man seed, this is why internet porn exist if you are lucky to have a woman to help you acheive this but limit the time to 1 hour, you have noobs to slay.
5. Turn all lights off, black sheets on windows destroy you cellphone or at least turn it on silent. dont look at clocks, time doesnt exist...the world doesnt exist...noobs exist, slay them
6. Get your cardio in, your living pretty bad right now, remember to exercise at least 30 mins a day, do your pushups also...unless your harrison hes doomed ( has gyno )
7. Hide from people, dont answer your phone, lie to everyone. your writing a novel etc. become invisible, antisocial, grow a beard, learn to love your own BO, brushing teeth is optional.
8. dont suck
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